so does the queen get an hourly wage?

its just little questions like that which bother me at half four in the morning...

• can bumblebees get brain damage from their repetitive banging into transparent surfaces?
• why do my bras go dodgy in the wash?
• why do i have a minor heart attack everytime one of my housemates opens a door in our house?
• do fish get sweaty?

send you answers on a stamped, addressed postcard....